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Score: 10
Jerry

"Goddamn hilarious, man."

submission: Jerry
date: June 21, 2007

But pretty depressing.

The artwork was great, you kept the same beat throughout the flash, and the sound was superb. An obvious 5. I hope you win something and keep making em this well.

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Score: 10
waid's wife soundboard

"BEST. SOUNDBOARD. EVER."

date: April 7, 2006

This thing is incredible. I was on the edge of my seat until the very end. It is a truly masterful work of art.

Sound quality? Astounding. I could almost smell the burned garlic breath and overdoses of perfume.

Kudos, MegaZord, on being the best person on the face of the planet.

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Score: 10
[ muffins ]

"_"

submission: [ muffins ]
date: November 29, 2005

Ahh.

There's nothing like ten minutes of metal, swastika-propellor eyeballs, jewmuffins, and hell-breath to sober me up after sitting at a dismantled laptop trying to rethread a broken USB port for two hours.

Kudos on this flash being the funniest thing I've seen in a while. The ending was a suprise (and quite a great one at that).

This is not just a flash movie. This is a muffin story of epic proportions. It shall not be forgotten.

p.s. jewberry muffins 4tw kthxbai lolmacintosh

Author's Response:

Way to make your review title link frigging impossible to click on >>>=(

Fuck that USB crap, everyone knows AppleTalk is the wave of the future.

Glad the ending got the payoff...I suggest making an animated .gif of that for great justice, and then setting it as your desktop.

All the cool kids are doing it.

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Score: 10
All Your Face

"In. Fucking. Credible."

submission: All Your Face
date: September 20, 2005

There are no words to explain how amazingly awesome this movie is.

The face WILL rape you.

Damn straight it will.

And someday, somehow, I will be liverswollen faceraped in the pants. But until that day, vote 10 daily.

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Why thankyou for the review. It is much apreciated, you will now turn into the moon and battle the space worm.

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Score: 10
Dranking Helmet

")) awesome (("

submission: Dranking Helmet
date: July 13, 2005

Best. Song. Ever.

Onic shirtrip = go go go.

altr, this is a masterpiece.

Teats? Fiven.
B33r? Fiven.
Music? Fiven.
TV? Fiven.

The song was great. The pics were hilarious. The animation/effects were superb. I've watched it so many times.

Bee ee ee arr.

!+114

Author's Response:

[15:48] <_altr_> NEVER, =D, <69...

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Score: 8
Souped-up Civic

"Overall: 8"

submission: Souped-up Civic
date: March 7, 2005

This was an interesting flash, I'd have to say. I have nothing against those who make "sleepers" or trick out a car with no real rice value at purchase time, though I much rather see a sweet ride with some elbow grease to put it in the league it deserves.

Graphically, this movie was alright. There were no real jerky animation errors, the colors and shapes didn't exactly flop all around the screen, though they weren't any really impressive graphics.

The sounds were terrible. Unrealistic, less-than good quality, shreaking. I'd have to recommend getting better quality on all effects in this movie.

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Score: 5
Reading Rainbow 2

"Overall: 5"

submission: Reading Rainbow 2
date: March 7, 2005

The graphics were nothing to brag about. No real suprise there. The tweened mouths were a bit annoying, but nothing really to be distracting from the movie overall.

Stylistically, it was very sound. You stayed with your same type throughout the entire feature, and didn't suddenly change animation methods or whatever. Consistence is a virtue.

The sound overlapped way too often. I could see this having higher votes if it wasn't so frenzied.

Somewhat violent, not really interactive, the real value in this flash was the premise and the humor. It was interesting to see a show I used to love as a toddler evolve into a more realistic scenario (as if certain events had happened).

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Score: 5
Reading Rainbow 1

"Overall: 5"

submission: Reading Rainbow 1
date: March 7, 2005

Well, it's a great parody, for what it is. The lip synching could obviously be better, seeing as the lips are basically just tweened ovals. There was no real action besides a few jabs with a long-stand microphone and some hair-pulling. Beyond that, the real redeeming value is the comedic one. Great style as well.

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Score: 8
Scrotum 3

"Overall: 8"

submission: Scrotum 3
date: March 7, 2005

It is easy to see your improvement with each new installment of Scrotum. Proper lighting, tantalizing effects, cute dogs, and hip gangsters make this flash one of a kind. Great job here.

The style was great and original. Though the tween-by-tween animation was a bit disappointing, the overall humor in the movie was easy to see and chuckle at.

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Score: 6
Scrotum 2

"Overall: 6"

submission: Scrotum 2
date: March 7, 2005

This was a well-done movie, for what it is. I liked the style, even though the bodypart ratios and akward movement did detract a bit from the overall flash, it was great.

The random violence really stands out as a great feature in this series. The chuckle-worthy timing for each scene makes for a great flash.

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